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Post by Panzerman »

If a WWII Re-enactor enter the beer tent at 21 minutes to eight. WHat time does he go to the toilet? And furthermore what time does he leave?

There - Answer me that......

Yer can't can yer??? eh? And on top of that Christmas has been and gone..... Huh!
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Post by ilbastardo 2 »

hhmm, when does he leave? well when the beer tent closes!

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Does it depend if he has a rusty zip and green boots?

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Post by fernando »

so panzerman in that reply your saying that the person in question doesn't go to the loo the whole time he's there and why does he have to be a WW2 renactor why not any other renactor, and another thing there might not be a beer tent, god help us if there isn't. And if there is wat if there was a big swarm of bees around the tent which makes entry to the tent impossible

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Post by Panzerman »

He goes to the toilet When he needs a pi55!

But he leaves at Quarter to eight.......


see - if clever people look at it - They use the 24 hour clock.
He goes in at 19:39 and he's done at 19:45....

39-45

Forget it you non lateral thinking dolts! :lol:
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clap clap clap-time for a pringle sandwich i think

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Post by colonelboris »

A girl is wandering around at a party and notices a US Air Force General standing on his own. As she approaches him, he gives her a stern glance and carries on drinking his beer while standing stiffly to attention.
'Hey, c'mon, lighten up. It is a party, you know' says the girl
'Ah'm well aware of that, miss.' the General replied with a stern look.
The girl wanders off again, but half hour later, she sees the General still standing stiffly, not talking to anyone. She walks up to him again:
'Hey, you know your problem? You're a stuffed shirted stiff. You don't know how to have fun.'
'Ah assure you, miss, I know how to have fun.'
'Ok then, when was the last time you had sex?'
'1957, not that it's any of your business.'
'1957! But that's ages ago. I thought you said you knew how to have fun.'
'I sure do miss - it's only 2215 now.'
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No sex for 2 hours?!
Probably wasnt a reenactment party then ;)
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