From wikipedia - Idi Amin - apart from his depraved and monstrous behaviour and the millions that died at his hand - did have a jazzy title !
His full self-bestowed title ultimately became: "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor[B] Idi Amin Dada, VC[C], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular", in addition to his officially stated claim of being the uncrowned King of Scotland.[61] He was not a recipient of a Distinguished Service Order (DSO) or a Military Cross (MC). He conferred a doctorate of law on himself from Makerere University[5], and the Victorious Cross (VC) was a medal made to emulate the British Victoria Cross.[62]
mmmm - now that is a Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy title !!!!
Uncrowned King of Scotland -- may drop that bit tho -- I havn't got the legs for a kilt !

I might be in the gutter....but I'm still looking up at the takeaway !.